Last Thursday, I became the default recipient of some tickets to the Friday night game of the Tech UT series, which had sold out two weeks before, when one of my Rec Center training regulars couldn't track down his originally intended benefactor that afternoon. Having previously talked ball with me and knowing my love of the game, he asked if I'd be interested in taking the tickets instead. Um... is water wet? This guy, Mark Griffin, also just happens to be one of the bigwigs at Rip Griffin Companies which has the naming rights to Texas Tech's baseball stadium. Not putting two and two together, I rolled up to the game on Friday night drenched in sweat from having played basketball at the rec all day only to find these tickets got me into his private luxury box---should've dawned on me when the price on the ticket read "VIP." Needless to say, I was mortified when I met his family and friends, who were all dressed in business attire. But in my defense, I had no idea what I was walking into.
Despite looking something similar to Oscar Madison, Mr. Griffin's family treated me better than I could've imagined, graciously offering me beer, sunflower seeds, pretty much anything I wanted, and we all enjoyed a 13-6 comeback win for the Red Raiders. During the game, I had the pleasure of getting to know Mark's brother David, and after the game he invited me to come out again on Saturday, so of course I took him up on his offer. That's where the fun begins.
I showed up to the game on Saturday---having made sure to dress appropriately this time---and met up with David to get the ticket and be escorted up to his box. As we approached the door, he turns to me and says, "Ok, try and be cool about this when you go in. We're not sure why he's in here because we don't really know him, but Roger Clemens is in our box for today's game." Before I could even process what I just heard, David pulls the door open, and not more than 10 feet from me stands Roger F'n Clemens. "The Rocket." In the flesh.
Before I go any further, let me explain something. Yes, I am 24 years old. Is it time for me to move past becoming a total fanboy when I see a guy who made a living playing a game for a profession? Yes, it is. But growing up, I was the kid who ditched the Nintendo for a baseball card collection and a fantasy team, mailed players cards for autographs---which has brought back a pretty sick list of returns, by the way---played wiffle ball in the yard all day imagining he was a pro, and showed up to Ranger games with his glove and a pair of Pop's binoculars. I absolutely ate the pro game up as a kid and watched as much of it as I could when I wasn't playing.
Me stepping into that room probably looked something similar to when Ralphie sat on Santa's lap in 'A Christmas Story.' Seriously, I stood there and just stared at him for at least a minute or more. As I'm standing there trying to determine if this is real life or if the Ambien is kicking in, this dude is literally walking around the room shaking people's hands and saying, "Hi, I'm Roger," like everyone in there doesn't already know who the hell he is. By this point he's already looked at me more than once. Still dumbfounded, I can see this look on his face that screams, "oh, God, another one..." Dude gets to me, extends his hand, and before he can introduce himself I just say, "I know exactly who you are, Mr. Clemens," then proceeded to pour my heart out to him, ultimately thanking him for giving me someone to look up to and want to strive to be as a young, aspiring player, despite being five plus years removed from the game.
After 10-year-old G said what he needed to say, Roger was surprisingly really cool about it and posed for a picture with me. And I say "surprisingly" because "The Rocket" doesn't come without a controversial past, or a reputation for not always being the most personable pro athlete---my Aunt was paired with Clemens as a bridesmaid for a wedding in the 80's and has her own interesting story about him. But after that it was like he was just one of the guys. There were four of us in the box that
sat around him during the game talking ball as if we had all been friends for a long time, despite not knowing any of these people 30 minutes ago. Not to mention that I was the only person participating in the conversation that was under the age of 53. However, what was undoubtedly the best part about this collection of individuals was that Roger and I shared one thing that these business guys didn't; we had pitching backgrounds.
So as this game is going on and I'm listening to a living Baseball legend analyze what he's seeing on the field, there were points in time where I was the only person completely following what he was saying and contributing to the conversation. We talked some sequencing, approach, and then I got to listen to him go into this really deep explanation of how the winds in Lubbock reminded him of his starts in Wrigley. He explained in vivid detail the intricacies of not only how he had to adjust his in-game approach to fit the conditions, but how he'd harness the conditions to enhance his arsenal of breaking pitches. I mean, we're talking serious Baseball Porn at this point. As he's sharing his knowledge with all of us, I can't help but watch replays in my mind of that patented Clemens split-finger fastball, "Mr. Splitty," make even All-Star caliber hitters look like washed-up high school heroes.
About five and a half innings go by, Roger decides he wants to say hi to some folks one box down, and he wouldn't return after that. But a few knowledge bombs and some hardball talk wouldn't be the only parting gift I'd receive from "The Rocket." Apparently before the game, Roger did a private autograph signing for some people in another luxury box. He might have signed 15 or 20 of these really unique pictures that list all of his credentials, awards, and feature an action shot of him with each of the four teams that he played for during his 24 year career. The crazy thing is, people left them! How in the hell do you leave something like that as if it has no value? I mean, even if you don't want it, you're not going to try and shop that thing on eBay? I saw people grabbing them so I ran and snagged the very last two I saw laying around before the stadium crew locked up all of the luxury boxes. From there, I immediately bolted to Walmart to get those bad boys framed. It still baffles me that I even found one laying around, let alone two of them.So like I said, I cashed in on quite a bit of luck this weekend. I went to a game I wasn't supposed to go to, sat in a luxury box I wasn't supposed to sit in, got invited back for another game the next day, talked ball with a Mount Rushmorian Major League pitcher who was also in a luxury box that he wasn't supposed to be in---although I'm sure they'd have made an exception for him---and snagged two priceless pieces of memorabilia that I wasn't supposed to have. When you put my weekend into that kind of perspective, I think I need to stop writing this and go buy a Powerball ticket.
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